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The Duke goes: "The shield generator in the Manufacturing District is starting to wear out.
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So, because lame engineers like Azuri have to spend their entire lives studying just to be able to tell which end of a shield generator goes up instead of learning how to make new stuff, every time a piece of technology wears out the only way it can be replaced is by salvaging replacement parts from other ancient technology. What do you mean humanity's centuries-old technological regression isn't your fault? Oh yeah, well if you're so smart, how come last time I was dropping off salvage at your workshop you didn't notice that I stole all of your cookie stash? I didn't even eat them! I just poured them into a big pile and then slept on top of it while muttering "I'm so smart and Azuri's so dumb she has no cookies and I have all of them ha ha ha ha ha ha hmm crumbs get into weird places when you sleep on baked goods." I say ancient, because at some point in the last millennium all of our egghead engineers who are supposed to make this sort of stuff decided to pop stupid pills and lose the ability to manufacture replacement technology. That's better! See the giant force fields around the city that keep the mirk out and the breathable air in? All of those (as well as air filters, water purifiers, well pumps, teleporters, and all the other stuff we rely on to stay alive) are powered by ancient technology. Are you even listening to me? Also, are you hovering 7000 feet in the air several miles outside of town? And… if so, are you some kind of winged super being that can breathe the toxic atmosphere outside? …Can you poop on things midflight? 'Cause that's something I've always wanted to be able to do. See, GLIZZERAT needs YOU! Take a look at the sky above you (just in case you've never looked up your entire life).Īctually, that's looking down. Thanks to the Scavenger Corps, I've cut my sleeve expenses in half! I don't even know what to do with all of the extra ration cards! …Sometimes, I stuff them into my old uniform to make a dummy and then dance with it – what? Why is the interview over? I've got so much more to tell you about! Don't you even care that we're getting engaged? How can you say that about him right in front of his face?!Īnyways, back to that EPIC MUSIC! Yeah! SCAVENGER CORPS! CUE EPIC MUSIC! direct link in case you can't see the audio playerĪre you pumped? I'm PUMPED! Pumped with patriotism! Pumped with valor! Pumped with the bathtub gin I made in our communal wash bucket! But mostly, I'm pumped about everything that the Scavenger Corps can do for you!Ĭase in point: join in the next 15 minutes and get your first battlefield amputation completely FREE! I'm here to talk to you about the amazing opportunities that await you in the Scavenger Corps. The GREAT news is that you can become that way for FREE! The good news is that you aren't crippled, old, or deformed. Javir Deathschild here, Scavenger Captain and inveterate liar, with an exciting opportunity for YOU! Now on to the good stuff! Take it away, James: Q1 2016: DQHD release on certain home game consoles (unless there's certification delays).
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End of 2015 (tentative but looking good): DQHD release on PC (Mac/Windows/Linux).After that "all" that's left for us to do will be to finish DQII content. Since DQHD is powered by the DQII engine, DQHD's release will mark the end of foundational DQII engine work. Yes, this means our Linux builds will finally not be a huge pain to install.

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